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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Do you like sandwiches?....Do you like the world wide web?...BOOM!...MEGA SANDWICH

Welcome to MEGA SANDWICH, the slice of the internet dedicated to those artists who put stuff between bread and make it so relicious (ridiculously delicious).

Not a lot of people know this but sandwiches were actually invented on the fifth day of creation, Friday, as (understandably) by this time God was flipping hungry, not only had he created light and dark, land and sea but also shit loads of animals and plants! So although the bible tells us Sunday was his day of rest, he did sneak a cheeky little mini break on Friday afternoon. He sat down on a mountain, sighed a deep breath of exhaustion and surveyed the beautiful world he had created; he observed a great white shark chomp down on a baby seal, a lion tearing apart a gazelle and a blue whale going to town on a plankton buffet...naturally this made God bloody hungry. With a click of his fingers he ground down some flour and fashioned some delightful poppy seed ciabatta, sliced up a few juicy chickens, chopped up a couple of avocados, some ripe tomatoes and fresh cucumber, mayo, and finished with a pinch of salt and 'hella' pepper. He chowed down on his new delicious creation and felt revived and ready to crack on...

...and to this day man has carried on this tradition, so simple and yet so many possibilities. This blog is here to celebrate all the great sandwiches of the world, I will do my best to guide you to the best of the best, each sandwich will be marked on various criteria including the quality of the bread, moistness of sandwich, texture, combination of flavours, seasonings and overall deliciousness.

I hope you will enjoy this blog and more importantly enjoy some amazing sandwiches, any suggestions of sandwiches which deserve to be celebrated are very welcome.


MEGA SANDWICH

1 comment:

  1. Hi all sandwich lovers,

    I wanted to introduce you to be best game since sliced bread, or at least the best game about sliced bread. Just before Christmas we released our epic sandwich building game for the iphone; Stoopid Sandwich which you can get from iTunes or the Appstore

    http://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/stoopid-sandwich/id407969149?mt=8

    You can learn more about the game from our website:

    www.stoopidsandwich.com


    Hope you enjoy it

    All at Noodlfroot

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